Relational Databaser (spoof)
This post is very close to my heart and, as such, may be misunderstood. If you have a country music background, you might get it. Please begin by preparing the following link.
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| International Harvester (2007) |
I’m the son of a 3rd generation squatter
I’ve been sittin’ right next to the company’s plotter
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ keyboard driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my m-m-m-mouser
Chug a lug a luggin’ 5 words an hour
On my Relational Databaser
Three miles of cars layin’ on their horns
Iphone shines like ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Little Jerry and road raged jerks
Shoutin’ obscene words flippin’ me the bird (no pun intended)
Well you may be on a boot that’s cold
But that backup runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin’ to do my job
But this year ain’t been no Microsoft
If you don’t like the way I’m a drivin’
Get back on the internet
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit yer honkin’ at me that way
Chorus:
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation squatter
I’ve been sittin’ right next to the company’s plotter
I got 2 boys in the county 4-H
My sweet Daughter wants tacos today
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lotta hay I’m a DBA
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ keyboard driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my a m-m-m-mouser
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 words an hour
On my Relational Databaser
Well I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin’ me ain’t savin’ no time hoss
This high-bandwidth wide load ain’t goin’ any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the DBA up on the tractor
Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation squatter
I’ve been sittin’ right next to the company’s plotter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
My sweet Daughter wants tacos today
Hay! That’s what I make
I make a lot of hay I’m a DBA
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ keyboard driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my m-m-m-mouser
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 words an hour
On my Relational Databaser
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ keyboard driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my m-m-m-mouser
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 words an hour
On my Relational Databaser
I’ve been sittin’ right next to the company’s plotter
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ keyboard driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my m-m-m-mouser
Chug a lug a luggin’ 5 words an hour
On my Relational Databaser
You know who you are.
Brilliant. Finally a post I can relate to. You’re like the new wierd Al.
– Posted from my iPhone
Haaaaalarious Mike D. Forget the pool business, maybe you should move to Nashville and join the thousands of songwriters living there.
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