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Bums Suffer With New Technology
I am concerned with the shopping cart wheel lock technology that prevents shopping carts from being removed from the parking lots. How will the bums haul their s***t around now?
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Obie the Cat is in Critical Condition
Obie the cat is in bad shape. He is a good cat but he has lately been lethargic, lost about five pounds and generally down. There has been evidence of great illness and so today we made the decision to…

help him. He is in intensive care on an IV and pain meds. If he makes it through the night, he will undergo exploratory surgery to clear an obstruction in his bowels, they think. He ate something that cats aren’t supposed to eat.
News media crowded the vets office in an attempt to get the scoop regarding legal action taken by Lucas for the patented Star Wars name. As Obie rested, he was quoted as saying, “Meow.” On wall street, as the news of Obie’s illness hit the wire, oil went up $2.00 a barrel.
God speed Obie.


