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Amberg, Germany - Scientists have finally developed, and accidentally released, the first active apple virus. It has the capability of traversing IP networks and the world wide web, even Web 2.0. The virus was apparently dropped at 00:01, 2008 and saturated the internet in seconds. A German physicist and biologist was reported as saying, “Es tut mir leid, aber das ist aber schade.” Which means,”I’m sorry but, that’s a shame.”

The virus strain was apparently keep in the lab under study for several months before a technicians energy drink spilled in the lab, washing the virus in to a Gigabit Ethernet card. When asked, “How could this happen?” He replied, “Ja, Es macht nichts. This translated to, “Yes, It doesn’t matter.

Its effects are unknown at this point. A spokesperson for the Ip Virus Association (IPA) declined to comment on Tuesday.